To Capture & Save

Pessimistic People Person

  1. Go to a party and stay sober. Listen to the way your drunk classmates talk when they don’t plan to remember tonight when they wake up. Never talk about these experiences, just keep them for yourself.
  2. Start driving in one direction on the highway after school one day, pretending like you’re running away. Blast bad pop music and sing along. Stop in the suburbs when your mom calls you to come home, but buy your little brother a cupcake before you turn back around.
  3. Kiss your best friend. It doesn’t matter what sexuality or gender you are or they are. It doesn’t matter if it’s a peck or you escalate to tongue. You’ll laugh about it later, but it will always make you smile just for the memory.
  4. Smoke a cigarette. Let it burn your throat. Cough, loudly.
  5. Take a stand for something you believe in. When half your school laughs at you, take it with pride. Someone agrees, even if they’re too scared to say so.
  6. Make enemies. Make the kind of mistakes that cause your life to implode. Lose everyone and everything to these mistakes. Only when you fall will you find out that you can pick yourself back up.
  7. Sit on someone’s roof and talk for hours. Forget about dinner and tell your origin stories. Let your guard down while the dog barks below. Talk about god. Listen.
  8. Steal Bourbon from your parents’ liquor cabinet and put it in a water bottle beneath your bathroom sink. Spike your tea with it when you think you’ve hit rock bottom. Pour the whole thing down the drain when it’s too strong for you.
  9. Become a stereotype. Buy a record player and combat boots. Wear all black. Dye your hair bright blue and get your ear pierced three times. Don’t care when people laugh at you.
  10. Make wishes at 11:11. Wear your pajamas backwards in the hopes of a snow day. Look for answers at the bottom of a bottle. Pretend writing things on your arms makes you special. Believe in anything. Believe in everything. Open every book and look around every corner. You’ll never look like this or move like this or think like this again. Enjoy it while it lasts or hate every second. But feel. Feel every damn thing.
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just-troylerthings:

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES

(via misspandarice)

amemait:

glitterpill:

bymiathermopolis:

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Remember when I blindly hated Russel Brand? I fucked up.

"They’re in a better position to judge than I am."

I think this is how most open minded people who value communication, connection, and are willing to learn from others think.

…Did… Did Russel Brand just explain how to react to being called out on something? 

Huh.

The more I see of him the more I’m impressed.

(via bringiton911)

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

(via ohitsvincee)

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

(via zomqjessica)

wastedm1nd:

Best plot twist

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potato-queeen:

fatgoddess:

bodysexgender:

camembertlylegal:

generationterrorist:

alwaysblind:

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

Hh

JO DD

welp, that settles my porn name then i guess.

H ho

Jd Wd (basically jedward)

b hp

u

that’s it

o h

I’m serious.

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ufocottoncandy:

silent-wordsmith:

mollymimieux:

Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.

We don’t belong here; we never have

they were here first

Nature taking back what’s hers.

herooflife:

herooflife:

fifteen minute until pI ZZa

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I iAM EXIITCITe

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PIZZA MAN RUNG DOOR

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i am not weiarng pant 

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5 months.

Friday marked our 5 month anniversary. It doesn’t seem like much, but to he and I, it’s the world. We spent practically the whole day together; he went to SF State to visit me and tag along. Then he met my classmates, and they seemed excited to meet him. We then walked all of the Embarcadero to Pier 39 and ate Sushi pier-side. It was a day of many firsts for him and myself as well. For me, it was my first legitimate date. Odd, I know. It was also my first time trying sushi. Twas good. 

I never thought we would have so many adventures together. I’m happy to have him around. Here’s to us.

5 months.

Friday marked our 5 month anniversary. It doesn’t seem like much, but to he and I, it’s the world. We spent practically the whole day together; he went to SF State to visit me and tag along. Then he met my classmates, and they seemed excited to meet him. We then walked all of the Embarcadero to Pier 39 and ate Sushi pier-side. It was a day of many firsts for him and myself as well. For me, it was my first legitimate date. Odd, I know. It was also my first time trying sushi. Twas good.

I never thought we would have so many adventures together. I’m happy to have him around. Here’s to us.